Hey! Who's that team?
They're hittin' home runs all over the place!
Well I guess they hit doubles and triples sometimes too
They're the Mets!
The Mets win more than they lose
And that takes a lot of skill
Because baseball is hard!
It's a weird sport
But the Mets are good at it!
This year anyway
Sometimes not so much
They can catch and they can pitch, they strike a lot of guys out!
The New York Mets!
They're the baseball team from New York
No not that other one, they're the team in the National League
They've got players at every position
Major League baseball players!
First base? Yeah!
Second base? Yep!
Third base? You know it!
Shortstop? That too!
What about catcher? Also that!
Left field? Yes!
Right field? Looks like it!
Center field? Uh huh!
Pitcher? Nope!
Hah, just kidding they've also got a pitcher!
The New York Mets
They're everybody's favorite baseball team!
Unless you like a different team because maybe you're from somewhere else!
So clap your hands and yell and stuff
For the Mets!
But only at a stadium
Or also a bar
Don't cheer loudly for the Mets at a bris
Or a wedding
That would be rude!
Hopefully the Mets win
That's what we want!